Thompson, a 47-year-old auto mechanic from Dearborn, was celebrating the Lions’ latest victory with his usual flair when Lions General Manager, Brad Holmes, happened to pass by. “I saw this guy grilling up ribs, tossing a perfect spiral in a cornhole game, and leading a chant that echoed across the parking lot. I knew right then we had to have him on the team,” Holmes said.
The Lions, who have been struggling with injuries this season, believe that Thompson’s enthusiasm and grilling skills will bring the team the energy boost they need. Head Coach Dan Campbell was equally enthusiastic. “Joe embodies everything we stand for. He’s tough, he’s passionate, and he’s never missed a tailgate in 20 years. If that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is,” Campbell remarked.
Thompson, who will wear jersey number 99 and play as an honorary linebacker, expressed his excitement. “I’ve always dreamed of suiting up for the Lions. I never thought it would happen, but hey, miracles do come true,” Thompson said, holding back tears of joy.
The Lions plan to honor Thompson during halftime, where he will lead the crowd in the “One Pride” chant, followed by a solo performance of the team’s fight song. “I just hope I don’t mess up the lyrics,” he joked.
When asked if Thompson might see actual playing time, Coach Campbell smiled and said, “You never know. We’ve had crazier things happen this season.”
Thompson’s wife, Linda, is reportedly preparing to host the largest tailgate party in Detroit history to celebrate her husband’s achievement. “We’ve already ordered 500 pounds of ribs and enough beer to fill Ford Field,” she said.
The Lions are expected to release Thompson after his one-day stint, but fans are already petitioning to have him inducted into the team’s Hall of Fame. Whether or not that happens, Joe “Big Cat” Thompson will go down in history as the first fan to ever sign with the Lions, proving once and for all that the bond between Detroit and its team is truly unbreakable.
